Petalie
hi, I'm Petalie —

The AI video analyzer for TikTok & Reels.

Send me a video — the link, or the file. I watch it second by second: picture, sound and words. Then I tell you how it opens, what costs you, and what I'd change.

I watch the whole video — picture, sound and words I read the first seconds the way a scroller does I point at the moments that cost you I tell you what I'd change for the next one

not the caption. not the hashtags. the video.

Give me your @
so I know your account first. then send me the video — no sign-up, no card to start.
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what you get

What I tell you about one video.

Read off the footage itself — what's on screen, what's said, how it's cut — not guessed from a caption or a view count.

the opening

What happens in the first second or two: a face, the product, words on screen, or a slow start. On your own account, I put it against how your other openings did.

what costs you

The still shots, the late reveal, the part that runs long — pointed at by the second, so you can see it for yourself.

what I'd change

The cut I'd make, the line I'd move up, the words I'd put on screen — and, before you post, my honest feel for whether it has a real shot.

Public TikTok, Instagram and Facebook links, or the file itself. If a link won't open, I say so and ask for the file — I never guess what's inside.

an example

Every call stands on what I saw.

Here, a pizza place's account against the four nearest it. One video gets the same eyes — every point traced back to what's on screen.

Forno vs. the 4 pizza places nearest it TikTok
118 videos in 30 days, every second of every one · open the ledger
what's travelling for them · from watching, against their views
86Ktypical views when someone talks in the first second14K when it opens on the shopfront · 22 vs 41 videos · sure
61Ktypical views when the cheese pull is shown close up12K for a flat shot of the finished pie · 19 vs 37 videos · sure
38Ktypical views with the price written on screen by second 216K without · 30 vs 88 videos · I think
15–30 secondsthe length that runs best for themtypical 31K · 47 of 118 videos · I think
the numbers every tool shows
3.2Mviews · 118 videos
19Ktheir typical videothe average is 27K — a few big ones pull it up
44%of all views, one accountSugo — and it posts the least
my read
take

Open on hands, not on the shopfront. Every one of their winners shows food being made before the name.

leave

Their polished promo ads run at a fifth of the rest. Don't chase their budget.

the gap

Nobody nearby films the dough at 6am. That's yours to take — I've drafted three.

an example — every line traced back to a video she watched

your own account gets the same read on day one — just give me the @
what to keep, what to start, what to stop.
how it works

Three steps. You send the video.

1
Give me your @

I watch your account first, so I know what normal looks like for you — your openings, your lengths, your typical views.

2
Send the video

Paste the link to a TikTok, a Reel or a Facebook video, or upload the file — yours, a draft, or someone else's you want to learn from.

3
I watch, then tell you

Second by second: who's in frame, what's said, the words on screen, the cuts. Then what works, what costs you, and what I'd change.

watched vs. counted

Your analytics count. I watch.

Your app's analytics can show a retention graph for your own videos. I don't see that graph, and I won't pretend to. What I do is watch the video itself, second by second, and tell you what's on screen at each moment — so you can read that graph with the footage in front of you.

And on a video that isn't yours — a competitor's, a creator's — there is no graph at all. Watching is the only way in.

questions

Everything you might ask about the video analyzer.

the video analyzer
Can an AI really watch a TikTok?
I do: picture, sound and words, second by second, the way a person does. A general AI guesses from what you type — it can write a confident read of a video it never saw. A summary is not a watch.
Which videos can you analyze?
Public TikTok, Instagram and Facebook videos, from a link — or the file itself. YouTube isn't in yet. If a link won't open, I tell you in one line and ask for the file.
Can you see my retention graph?
No. That graph lives in your app's own analytics. I read the footage and point at the moments most likely to cost you, so you can check them against your graph.
Can you tell me if a draft will do well?
I'll give you an honest feel before you post — whether it has a real shot, and why. That feel comes from a model trained on thousands of real TikTok videos and what they actually did. On Instagram and Facebook I tell you what I see in the footage, without pretending the odds carry over. It's a feel, never a promise.
Can you look at someone else's video?
Yes — any public video. Learning from what works for others is half the job. For a whole account, see competitor analysis.
Why did my video get 0 views?
Sometimes it's the video, sometimes it's not the video at all — a video still in review, or one the app won't recommend to strangers. I wrote down what TikTok and Instagram actually say about it: why 0 views.
about me
Is this just ChatGPT with a clever prompt?
No. A general AI guesses from what you type. I watch the actual footage — picture, sound and words, second by second — and I go out on TikTok, Instagram and Facebook to watch real videos before I tell you what's working.
What does it cost?
Free — 1 brand, 3 video reads a month. Solo $35/month, Studio $99/month, Agency $249/month, Network from $499/month. Priced by brand, never per person. The paid plans open on October 15, 2026. All plans →
more of what I do

Same eyes, other jobs.

Free account audit
Give me your @ — I watch your newest videos and tell you what works.
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Competitor analysis
I watch every video they posted, and find the gap nobody's filling.
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Scripts & ideas
One line of brief. A week you can shoot.
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Why 0 views
What TikTok and Instagram actually say about a video stuck at zero — sourced.
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in beta · built in Montréal

Send me the video.

Give me your @ first, so I know your account. Then send me the one you're unsure about — I'll watch every second of it.

Running more than one? I learn each brand separately — its own memory, its own voice, its own calendar.